Grab a Drink, Buckle Up, and Prepare for THIS & THAT!
- Awake & Alive Entertainment
- Jul 15
- 19 min read
Before we begin, you may want to grab a cup of coffee, tea, soda, water, or whatever keeps you awake during unusually large announcements. Perhaps bring a snack. Possibly two. And you may want to buckle up.
Most people do not normally buckle themselves into a chair before reading a blog, but this is not going to be a normal blog.
A lot has happened.
On July 15, 2026, the new name of my company will finally be publicly revealed. The Awake & Alive Entertainment website and YouTube channel will be introduced. More than 150 people from The Right Path will begin stepping into view, along with episode teasers and a new short film featuring Helkena and her best friend, Conny.
It is called “Assets”.
Uhm, it involves… uhm... “cakes and cupcakes”...yeah that’s it!
There is also the small matter of the story of The Right Path growing from a colossal 2,000-plus screenplay pages to nearly 3,000 pages in less than one year. Because apparently I looked at 2,000 pages and thought:
“That seems a little thin.”
No. What happened was THIS & THAT!—my name for creating in twenty directions at once, only to discover that several were connected all along.
I did not always understand who was making those connections.
I do now.
But I am getting ahead of myself—which is perfectly normal around here.
This Has Always Been About Love
July 15, 2026 brings a rebrand, website, YouTube channel, films, characters, and a new filmmaking direction. But the real story is love.
It is my love for God, Jesus Christ—my real Hero—and the guidance of the Holy Spirit. It is my love for my beautiful wife, Helen, my family, storytelling, music, filmmaking, laughter, adventure, and people who have become far more real to me than words on a page.
That is why even a nurse, street vendor, frightened family in Mexico, or woman who never speaks in her first scene still matters.
People are not scenery.
Every person carries a hope, a fear, a history, and a dream. The audience may never know every detail I know, but I hope they will feel alive when they appear.
That desire—to make stories and people feel truly alive—is one reason Awake & Alive Entertainment became the right name.
1. When the Name No Longer Fit the Dream
Faith Based Games began with exactly what its name suggested: faith, games, and the hope of making entertainment that reflected something deeper than collecting points and defeating the large angry creature waiting at the end.
Although large angry creatures can have excellent character development.
For years, the name fit. The Right Path was originally being developed as an interactive cinematic experience using Unreal Engine—something closer to an app or game, with environments, exploration, characters, and choices.
Then the dream grew.
The characters became more complicated. The world became larger. The emotional journey became deeper. And I realized I was no longer primarily creating a game.
I was creating a story.
The word Games had become a doorway too small for the world trying to walk through it. The work had expanded into screenwriting, cinematic storytelling, music, AI filmmaking, character creation, website exploration, and short films.
I needed a name with room to breathe—something that could hold a game, a film, a series, a song, a website, a story, or a short featuring two women discussing cakes and cupcakes in a shopping mall.
You know.
Entertainment.
For a while, THIS & THAT! Entertainment became a temporary possibility. It fit me—possibly too well—but Faith Based Games no longer described the destination, and the final identity had not yet arrived.
Government paperwork rarely moves at the speed of creative inspiration. Creative inspiration may produce fifteen screenplay pages before breakfast. Government paperwork may still be searching for the correct stapler.
So I waited. I worked. I prayed. I kept building the website and revising The Right Path while much of what was happening remained hidden.
Then the approval came.
Awake & Alive Entertainment.
Those words described more than a company. They described the journey.
The dream had awakened. After years of writing, building, revising, surviving, praying, and refusing to let it die, it was alive.
Not completed. Not easy. Not suddenly equipped with a hundred-million-dollar budget and several helicopters available for immediate BAYhem.
But alive.
The faith did not disappear when Faith left the name. It became more deeply rooted, and I will always be grateful for the beginning. But eventually the clothes that fit at the beginning no longer fit the person who has grown inside them. You do not hate the old clothes. You simply realize breathing has become difficult and one of the buttons may injure somebody.
It was time for a name large enough to hold what this had become.
2. A Website Built to Be Entered
Once the name was settled, I had to decide what an Awake & Alive Entertainment website should feel like.
The easiest answer was the usual answer: a clean home page, an About page, a menu across the top, some pictures, a contact form, and a polite button asking you to learn more.
There is nothing wrong with that.
It is also not what I wanted.
For now, Samuel Schneider and Awake & Alive Entertainment are essentially one and the same. Not because I leapt from bed and announced that I would write nearly 3,000 pages, create more than 150 characters, build a website, make AI films, and handle enough paperwork for the bank teller to recognize fear in my eyes.
That was not my plan. I know it was God’s.
There were holidays when family and friends watched a movie while I sat in another room writing one—creating lives, destroying lives, laughing, crying, and sometimes doing all of that in the same scene. Eventually, The Right Path became part of how I processed love, suffering, faith, humor, fear, and hope.
So I did not want to place that world inside a neat collection of boxes. I wanted the website itself to become part of the storytelling.
An exploration.
You arrive somewhere unfamiliar. A face, image, doorway, or question catches your attention, so you click. You meet someone, find a piece of history, discover a strange detail, laugh, and wonder.
Who are these people?
How is all of this connected?
Where is this leading me?
I removed the entire top menu. There is no navigation bar. There is not even a Home button. The only thing waiting at the top is the new Awake & Alive Entertainment logo. And if you click it, it will take you home.
It may actually be terrible website design.
But it would also be intentional.
Navigation gets you there. Exploration lets something unexpected happen along the way.
For years, The Right Path was represented publicly by twelve central characters. But behind them are families in Los Diego, Jefferson and then Mexico, and doctors, nurses, scientists, pastors, reporters, soldiers, hackers, children, people inside towering corporations, people hiding beneath the city, people who change everything, and people who never speak.
The website will reveal more than 150 characters with biographies, episode teasers, locations, history, technology, mysteries, humor, and faith—not every secret. A teaser should open a door, not remove the wall and hand you the architectural plans.
And here is the surprising part: all of the newly revealed people you are about to meet come from the very first episode.
When the company was named Faith Based Games, some people may have seen Games and decided they were not interested. Others may have seen Faith and assumed they already knew what waited inside.
Awake & Alive Entertainment does not tell you everything before you enter.
It invites you to discover it.
The faith has not been removed, and it is not hidden because I am ashamed of it. It is woven into the journey: inside a character’s struggle, a terrible loss, a moment of mercy, a person who does not believe, or someone running in the opposite direction from God.
The website was not built merely to be visited. It was built to be entered.
3. How 32 Episodes Became 48
Before we continue, this may be a good time to stand up, stretch, visit the restroom, refill your drink, or retrieve another snack.
We are taking a break.
We are not putting on the brakes.
Personally, I have discovered that partially frozen raw broccoli can function as a broccoli-flavored popsicle.
That probably did not make you hungry.
Let's continue...
For several years, The Right Path consisted of 32 episodes. They were written, and the story had an ending.
Technically.
The ending was intentionally ambiguous. Questions remained. Certain people disappeared without the audience discovering what happened to them.
At first, I thought that might work. Sometimes ambiguity is powerful.
And sometimes ambiguity is a writer quietly backing away from a building while pretending he has not noticed that several rooms are still on fire.
The more I considered it, the more I realized I had not completed the story.
I had stopped writing it.
Those are not the same thing.
These people had suffered, loved, failed, sacrificed, survived, and changed. I could not leave them at the edge of an unfinished conclusion and walk away.
Think of someone you love with all your heart—your spouse, your child, your closest friend. What would you feel if they disappeared and you never learned whether they were safe?
That is how these characters feel to me.
So I returned to the story. I did not plan to write sixteen new episodes. I only knew the ending needed to matter.
One unanswered question led to another. Old choices returned, storylines converged, new people appeared, and the consequences grew heavier.
Then I began writing what I believed would be the finale.
There was one small problem.
It became almost three hours long.
Every remaining character, conflict, revelation, emotional resolution, and piece of cinematic BAYhem had apparently arrived at once and refused to leave. It was not a finale. It was a traffic jam involving the entire story.
So I separated it. Emotional moments needed room to breathe, and people needed to react like human beings—not actors sprinting through a checklist because the credits were warming up.
By the time I reached the real ending, I had written sixteen new episodes.
The 32-episode story became a 48-episode, two-season story. The screenplay grew from more than 2,000 pages to nearly 3,000 pages in less than one year.
During part of that time, I became severely ill with pneumonia. I was sick for about a month, hospitalized, and came frighteningly close to dying.
There is no humorous way to make that sentence smaller.
But one thought remained in my mind:
I need to finish the story.
Not because a screenplay mattered more than my health. No studio or network was waiting. Most of the world does not know those episodes exist.
But I knew.
The characters were waiting, the questions remained, and the ending was not what it needed to be.
So when I could write, I wrote.
The story mattered.
These characters mattered.
All of them!
Finishing what I believed God had placed in front of me mattered.
Those episodes were not added to make the project look larger. Nobody looks at a 2,000-page screenplay and says, “This desperately needs more bulk.”
They were written because the first ending was not honest enough.
I thought I had completed 32 episodes.
God knew there were sixteen more.
The story did not need to become bigger.
It needed to become complete.
4. When the Tools Began Catching Up with the Dream
Once the story was complete, another question stood in front of me:
How was one person going to put nearly 3,000 screenplay pages on a screen?
For years, the plan was the Unreal Engine—a powerful system for building games, digital environments, animation, and film. It can create astonishing worlds.
But someone still has to build nearly everything the camera sees.
In this production company, that “someone”... was me.
I spent about six months building The Pines Mall, and it still was not finished. Interiors, lighting, movement, and animation remained—along with convincing characters to walk without their knees entering into a disagreement with gravity.
Unreal Engine could create The Right Path. I still believe that.
The question became: how many years would it take?
Then I watched an AI-created film by a filmmaker I follow. In just one scene I knew! A father entered his little daughter’s bedroom, walked to her bed, and sat beside her.
The mattress sank beneath his weight.
That was it.
A bed moved.
But that tiny reaction made the scene feel real. The father had weight. The bed responded. He belonged inside the room.
Creating that interaction in Unreal Engine could be done, but it would require animation and careful physical adjustment. AI simply understood—or wonderfully guessed—what a bed normally does when a grown man sits on it.
I watched that mattress give and thought:
This is the direction I need to go.
Not because of the bed itself, but because of what it represented. The technology was beginning to understand how the world behaves.
I tested that possibility by making Assets first. Helkena and Conny stood inside The Pines Mall, speaking and reacting naturally. At one point, Helkena twirled her hair.
I did not rig every strand. I did not search for an animation labeled “Small redheaded scientist casually twirls hair while preparing a joke about her best friend’s assets.”
She simply did it. I put in the words from my screenplay, and well… watch the video!
After Assets worked, I realized Helkena needed an introduction. So I made Here I Am.
Both very short films were created on the same day in less than four hours total, including editing and sound.
Four hours!
Compare that with six months building one unfinished mall.
AI filmmaking is not perfect. Sometimes hands contain bonus fingers. Objects change shape. And Helkena and Conny may occasionally need to maintain a safe distance to prevent unauthorized leg relocation.
But the difference is enormous. With Unreal Engine, I would build the world before filming. With text-to-video AI, I can describe it and concentrate on the character, camera, emotion, and purpose of the scene.
AI did not create The Right Path, write the episodes, create Helkena, recognize the unfinished ending, or lie in a hospital thinking, I need to finish this.
The story, the people, and the heart came first.
Artificial intelligence is a tool—part of the production crew, not the storyteller.
I have seen beautiful AI films with remarkable images and no reason to care about anyone inside them. That is not enough. The audience should not leave The Right Path talking only about the technology. I want them talking about the people.
Technology must serve the story.
Creating all 48 episodes with consistent characters, voices, locations, and performances would still be extremely expensive and difficult.
The technology is not fully ready for The Right Path. But for the first time, the tools are moving near the speed of imagination. For one storyteller without a studio... that is hope!
5. YouTube Is the Front Porch, Not Necessarily the Theater
On July 15, the Awake & Alive Entertainment YouTube channel will be publicly introduced. It will represent the company as a whole—the umbrella beneath which future stories and productions may grow.
Everything specifically connected to The Right Path will remain on The Right Path channel: teasers, trailers, character introductions, short films, experiments, and behind-the-scenes material.
A Right Path video can appear in an Awake & Alive Entertainment playlist without being uploaded for a second time. One original video. Two ways to discover it. No duplicate Helkena’s wandering around YouTube arguing over which one is canon.
YouTube is the front porch.
It is where someone may meet Helkena, laugh at Assets, or wonder why Samuel Schneider keeps mentioning sporks—then follow that curiosity to the website.
But the complete series may eventually need its own theater.
My current plan is to use an independent video-hosting service and embed the finished episodes directly into the Awake & Alive Entertainment website. I may place the first episode on YouTube, but I do not want all 48 episodes dependent on a platform whose policies, compression, advertisements, and presentation I cannot control.
Picture matters. Sound matters. Music matters. Silence matters.
Imagine Helkena sitting beside someone she loves. The music fades. Her eyes fill with tears. She begins to speak.
Then:
“ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR MATTRESS PROTECTION?”
No.
The mattress may sink beneath the father’s weight. It does not need an extended warranty.
I have avoided conventional television for nearly thirty years largely because I dislike commercials. I do not want an advertisement bursting through an emotional scene wearing a party hat.
The website can protect the experience. Viewers can remain inside The Right Path rather than immediately being offered “Ten Shocking Things You Never Noticed About Kitchen Sponges.”
The exact hosting service may change. Technology moves quickly, money talks, and everything else apparently walks.
The tools may change.
The purpose will not.
Story first.
6. The Author Behind the Author
We have reached the most important part.
Not the website. Not the name change. Not the YouTube channels, short films, new technology, additional episodes, or nearly 3,000 pages.
Those things matter.
But they are not the center.
The center is God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit—the Trinity. Without God, there is no purpose behind Awake & Alive Entertainment. Without Jesus, there is no right path to find. Without the Holy Spirit, I would not have the guidance, correction, comfort, and strength that carried me through these years.
I Always Wanted to Tell a Story
For much of my life, I wanted to write a story filled with movies, music, characters, adventure, intimate conversations, ridiculous humor, sacrifice, romance, mystery, and enough BAYhem to make the furniture nervous.
There was only one minor problem.
I did not know what the story was.
One thing I did have was my hero.
Helkena, she has been part of my life since the mid-1990s. The name, inspiration, and connection to Helen—the real Helkena and my muse—were there.
But she did not yet have her own world.
Then one day, I sat down to write, and The Right Path began.
I do not believe that happened because I finally became clever enough to invent something. I believe God led me to it.
God took my love for Helen, movies, music, humor, pain, memories, questions, faith, and storytelling.
He took this.
He took that.
And He connected them.
The Author behind the author.
My hands type the words and make the revisions—occasionally staring at one sentence for an unreasonable time because one word feels wrong. But behind my work is the One who gave me the imagination, persistence, opportunity, and life to do any of it.
The story belongs to me in the sense that I wrote it.
But I belong to God.
Therefore, so does His gift.
What THIS & THAT! Really Means
THIS & THAT! began as a joke about my creative process. I may start with one scene, remember something from twenty years ago, add a joke and a character, and return carrying fifteen additional pages and a spork.
Over time, I saw that many of those connections were not random.
God was taking the disconnected parts of my life—this memory, that sorrow, this joy, that person, this ridiculous joke, that unanswered prayer—and weaving them together.
I thought I was the one connecting everything.
Then I recognized the true Author of the connections.
Jesus Christ Is My Real Hero
Helkena is the hero of The Right Path. She is courageous, brilliant, compassionate, stubborn, funny, wounded, and far more vulnerable than she wants anyone to know.
But she is not my real Hero, nor is Helen.
My real Hero is Jesus Christ.
I cannot earn a relationship with God through pages, entertainment, a company, or good deeds. Jesus did what I could never do. Through His life, death, and resurrection, He made the way for me to be forgiven and reconciled to God.
He is my Savior.
My Lord.
My real Hero.
This Is My Mission Field
Some people are called to travel the world to preach, teach, serve, and care for people.
My mission field is digital storytelling.
It is the screen, the website, film, music, and artificial intelligence used as a filmmaking tool.
The Right Path is not a sermon wearing a science-fiction costume. Helkena is not a Christian when the story begins. She drinks, parties, and cusses too much, dresses provocatively, trusts her own intelligence, and lives very much in the world.
Some Christians may ask why those things belong in a faith-connected story. Because that is where Helkena is.
People do not usually begin their journey toward God after repairing every part of their lives. They begin lost, angry, self-reliant, afraid, or convinced they have no need for Him.
Helkena’s journey must begin where she is—not where I want her to finish.
If I clean her up before the story begins, there is no journey. There is only performance.
I want viewers to laugh with her, become frustrated with her, see her compassion and arrogance, and watch her face questions her intelligence cannot solve.
I want people who would never choose a Christian film to care about her. Then, when faith enters, they are not listening because a religious project ordered them to listen.
They are listening because someone they love is hurting.
That is the mission.
Not tricking people. Not hiding God so I can leap out from behind a digital bush and surprise them with Christianity.
It is an honest human story where darkness, doubt, humor, science, suffering, love, and faith exist together.
The Holy Spirit in the Journey
The Holy Spirit has guided, corrected, comforted, and strengthened me. I do not claim every idea is a message from Heaven. I make mistakes; lots of them, but I do cling to an idea because I spent three days on it and do not want to admit it belongs in the trash. But sometimes a scene is not truthful, a villain is too foolish, or a spiritual moment sounds like a speech instead of a wounded person speaking.
Look again.
Change this.
Do not leave that person there.
There is more.
I believe the Holy Spirit has repeatedly reminded me that this cannot become only about me—my creativity, my company, my story.
God’s gift.
God’s purpose.
God’s glory.
Helen and Helkena
There is another love at the heart of this story.
My wife, Helen.
My muse.
The real Helkena behind the name of my fictional hero.
Helkena is not a copy of Helen; she has her own history, failures, and journey. But without Helen, there would be no Helkena as the world will know her.
When I write devotion, fear of loss, tenderness, sacrifice, marriage, and the way one person changes another’s world, I am not working only from theory.
I know what it means to love someone.
Love gives danger meaning, makes loss hurt, gives sacrifice power, and explains why someone stays, forgives, returns, or gives their life for another.
At the center of Christianity is the greatest act of love:
Jesus gave His life for us.
Everything else is an echo.
The Trinity Is Not One More Section
God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are not the final three names added to a list of company updates.
They are the reason every other section exists.
The name changed because the calling grew beyond games. The website became an adventure. The story grew because the people and their ending mattered. The technology and channels exist because a story cannot reach anyone while hidden forever on an external drive.
I cannot control what happens after someone reads or watches.
I cannot force faith into anyone’s heart.
My responsibility is to tell the story honestly, use the gifts God gave me, create with courage, and point toward the truth without turning every character into a mouthpiece.
I plant.
God gives the growth.
Thank You
Thank You, God, for the story.
Thank You for the ideas, corrections, closed doors, and doors now opening.
Thank You for preserving my life.
Thank You for Helen and my family.
Thank You for everyone who encouraged, prayed, listened, laughed, or let me disappear into another room and write while the movie played without me.
Thank You for the technology that may finally allow this world to be seen.
Thank You for the nearly 3,000 pages—even the difficult ones. Especially the difficult ones.
Thank You for Your wonderful Son, Jesus Christ, who made it possible for me to know You.
Thank You for the Holy Spirit, who continues to guide, convict, strengthen, and remind me where the glory belongs.
And thank You for allowing a storyteller who once had a hero but no story to finally find:
The Right Path.
The doors are opening.
The adventure is beginning.
And wherever this path goes next, I pray it always leads back to You.
Continue Your Journey?
The blog may be finished, but the adventure is only beginning.
Explore the Awake & Alive Entertainment website:
Visit Awake & Alive Entertainment on YouTube:
Enter the World of The Right Path:
Watch Here I Am:
Watch Assets:
Watch the AI Film Scene That Changed My Direction (Viewer Discretion Advised Past The Scene's With The Daughter):
Still scratching your head?
Excellent!
The Completely Necessary Glossary of THIS & THAT!
1. What is a spork?
Technically, it is a spoon-and-fork hybrid, we all have seen them at some point but:
In my-world, however, it is a sacred creative survival weapon capable of:
Scooping soup
Stabbing chaos
Stirring pizza gravy
Defending against weak dialogue
Performing emergency screenplay surgery
Surviving “just one more little tweak”
A normal writer uses a pen.
Sammywise carries a spork. 🥄⚔️
2. What is pizza gravy?
Pizza gravy is what ordinary, unimaginative civilians call:
Pizza sauce or marinara.
But “pizza sauce” sounds like something printed on a grocery-store label.
Pizza gravy sounds like something simmering inside a sacred Italian reactor while a spork-wielding storyteller prepares to revise Episode 103.
It is also creative fuel.
Without pizza gravy, the screenplay engines may begin to sputter. 🍕😂
3. What is THIS & THAT!?
On the surface, THIS & THAT! describes my creative style:
Faith and grit. Laughter and tears. Beauty and madness. Sacred truth and ridiculous spork humor. Tender character moments beside enormous cinematic destruction... BAYhem!
But the most important answer is:
THIS & THAT! points to God.
God is the magnificent source behind my creative power—the connections, stories, humor, ideas, characters, music, emotion, and unexpected moments when seemingly unrelated things suddenly lock together.
I jokingly call my process “this and that,” but beneath it all, I recognized that the gift itself comes from God.
He is the One who takes this, connects it to that, and turns it into something I never could have planned by myself.
4. What is “The Helkena”?
The Helkena is my external SSD (Solid State Drive).
It is the sacred technological vault containing my massive The Right Path universe—screenplays, story material, backups, and thousands of pages of creative history.
Other people call it an external drive.
I named mine, The Helkena because when nearly 3,000 pages of story live inside something, it no longer qualifies as mere computer equipment.
It becomes a character.
Possibly an artifact of nearly mythical importance.
And should anybody attempt to unplug The Helkena without properly ejecting it, seven alarms sound beneath the Omega Complex. 😂
5. What is BAYhem?
BAYhem is director Michael Bay's-style cinematic chaos. One part Michael Bay, One part mayhem, put them in a blender and out pops...
BAYhem!
Explosions.
Vehicles flying through objects vehicles should not fly through.
Fireballs large enough to create their own weather system.
Cameras circling heroic people while debris falls in slow motion.
A helicopter arriving solely because the scene was not already loud enough.
But my preferred form of BAYhem cannot be empty spectacle.
I want:
BAYhem with a HEART.
The explosions are fun—but the audience must also care about the people standing near them.
That is why the movie Armageddon works for me: enormous spectacle wrapped around relationships, sacrifice, love, and a farewell that hits harder than the asteroid.
6. What is a Broccoli Popsicle?
A broccoli popsicle is a piece of raw broccoli that is still slightly frozen when you eat it.
Yes, I know how that sounds.
It sounds like someone opened the freezer, discovered that all the real popsicles were gone, saw a bag of broccoli, and made a series of deeply questionable life choices.
But it is actually good!
It is cold.
It is crunchy.
It is refreshing.
And it tastes exactly like broccoli—which may be the part where I lose most of you.
It does not contain sugar.
It does not come on a stick.
No children have ever chased an ice-cream truck asking for one.
But to me, slightly frozen broccoli is differently delicious.
So yes:
Broccoli + freezer + Sammywise = broccoli popsicle.
Please enjoy responsibly.🥦
7. What is a Sammywise?
A Sammywise is what one of my longtime friends, Jack—also known as Blue or The Blue One—calls me.
The name comes from Samwise Gamgee, who was always there for Frodo.
Always.
And that is what I have tried to be for Jack.
Mostly.
There were certainly times when I think he could not stand me; and vice-versa I suppose.
Although, to be more accurate, sometimes maybe he simply could not under-stand me; and neither could I understand me!
I tried to be the Samwise Jack needed. But looking back, I realize Jack was often the Samwise Gamgee I needed too.
But then of course, I know I can be a real pain in the as...err...um...ah... butt!
Just ask Helen.
She has documentation.
But like Samwise, I try to remain loyal, show up when I may be needed, and find the right words when my family and friends need to hear them.
Mostly.
Sometimes the right words arrive immediately.
Sometimes they take the scenic route through THIS & THAT!, circle the block twice, stop for pizza gravy, and eventually reach their destination.
But I am still there.
That is a Sammywise:
A loyal friend, an occasional pain in the butt, and someone who tries to carry the burden—or at least help his friends keep walking when the burden becomes too heavy.
And why is Jack called Blue?
When Jack and I were in the band Parallaxx, we played a Halloween gig in costume.
Jack painted himself completely blue.
Naturally, we called him a Smurf.
He is older now.
Older than me, even.
So today, he has officially advanced in rank to:
Papa Smurf.
Not everyone receives a cool nickname.
Blue and Sammywise did!
8. What is an Almon—
“What the hell?”
“What’s this almond doing here?”
“Oh… that’s Thanos.”
“Err… um… ALMONDOS?”
“Yes. The mildly salted destroyer of half the snack bowl.”
He does not snap his fingers.
He snaps in half.
Then half the pizza gravy disappears.
Half the sporks vanish.
One broccoli popsicle remains because even Almondos has standards. 😂🥜🥄🥦
shoo… shoo… go…
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